Musings of a Misanthropist

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Introducing Papal Birth Control! March 27, 2009

Filed under: sarcasm, wingnuts — MissAnthropy @ 3:45 pm

Remember this?

Pope Benedict XVI said on his way to Africa Tuesday that condoms were not the answer in the continent’s fight against HIV, his first explicit statement on an issue that has divided even clergy working with AIDS patients. “You can’t resolve it with the distribution of condoms,” the pope told reporters aboard the Alitalia plane headed to Yaounde, Cameroon, where he will begin a seven-day pilgrimage on the continent. “On the contrary, it increases the problem.”

Now, introducing the NEW Pope Condoms! These condoms are specially formulated to “increase” the spread of HIV. Made of genuine AIDS material, these condoms are guaranteed to cause the user irreparable damage to their health and life! Brought to you by the makers of Guilt and Eternal Damnation. Please use responsibly.

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2 Responses to “Introducing Papal Birth Control!”

  1. Hah! Hilarious but with a tragic context, no? When will the Catholic church stop trying to kill people, that’s what I want to know.

  2. MissAnthropy Says:

    Never; as long as religion exists.


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